Thursday, March 29, 2007
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I found this at a friendster bulletin..i find it funny..haha..enjoyzing!!
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when theyget raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along thel oad(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn .........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Notthe same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, useyour blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
| name fought for sanity @ 9:52 AM|
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
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Boredom is killing me softly..hahakz..yesterday i go interview as a waiter at bukit timah..a cafe that sells western food.. the cafe like empty sia when i go there..no customer at all..haha..maybe havent end of the month ah..haha..3 more weeks to start skool..i still finding jobs eh..nvm lah..at least got income coming in..this job is also to prevent me from joining bad society..hahakx..
Have u guyz watch the advertisement to quit smoking..the one about the girl talking with her bloody mouth..my god!!..that was disgusting!!!..but i dont think its real..i see lots of ppl smoking till old,but never have that kind of sickness..bedek ah that one..singapore "garmen" tot singaporean will quit smoking by doing that..haha..wrong approach lah..
klah till here..buhbye
| name fought for sanity @ 11:20 PM|
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Friday, March 23, 2007
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can i shout in my blog here??...
ARRGGGHH!!!!...i'm so freaking mad..but i dont know who to find fault with..is it mine or is it yours?..can u guyz out there decide for me?..imagine u need to send something to your friend who live 30 mins from ur home..when u reached ur friends house u found out that u cant deliver the things coz he/she has lock his/her letter box..the kind of lock that are use to prevent u getting jumk mail..wat do u feel?...fark lah..i also donno..
I'M JUST FARKING PISSED OFF!!!but i donno why..call me an ego all u want..but i think that is wat i am..let me shout again k..
AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| name fought for sanity @ 11:02 PM|
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Monday, March 19, 2007
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few more weeks to start skool oredy..i want to start skool fast..i'm bored and tired of this holiday..others dont want their holiday to end whereas me want the holiday to end early..haha..stupid right..but if u guyz were in my place..sure u guyz want to start skool..bored lah at home..kalau got job for me takpe ah..still searching job again..going to get my pay $200++ on 23rd..wah.a lot kn..but that gonna finish after a week?..hahakx..
My gegerl pp8 dh low..my pp8 pun dh low..i donno how is she now..dh 2 hari tk ctc beb..kt blog die pun tk crite ape2..haiz..maybe i was at fault in how we end our talk that day..i'm sorry k..i wont say like that again..haiz..
| name fought for sanity @ 7:17 AM|
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
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HAPPY 6TH MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!!sorilh i late again on updating our anniversary..i was busy the last whole week..org keje lah katekn..but now i'm free coz i quit my job oredy..haha..the job tiring ah..few days more if i werk there my lungs will be full of chemicals..haha..the factory there no safety ah..they never give the workers mask to wear to prevent from sniffing chemical..maybe after this i'm going to find a new job..guyz out there if u has job for me,taag at my board k..maybe i find a job such as pump bowling ball,become a traffic police at the MRT track,scrub car tyre till white and etc..klah till here..adios..byebye
| name fought for sanity @ 9:29 PM|
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Thursday, March 01, 2007
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hey..long time tk update ehk..haha..bz keje beb..today already the third day i werk..i think i will cont werking till i get my first pay ah..that is on 8 of march..haiz..takpelah sabar aje..tomorrow friday already..then sat and sunday off..monday start back..oklah ehk..
on saturday i meeting my baby at her sisters bbq.haha..kepo ah me go there..but i just miss her..so i find any time i free to meet her..further more its gonna be 6 mths soon i'm with her..hehe..klah i wanna slip.bsk keje!!
| name fought for sanity @ 5:50 AM|
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